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Go check out the band here on reverb1 called Four Gage! Or ELSE!

/PSA

My Favoritest Online Hobby!!

(next to reverb1 of course!)

btw.. when you click this, you'll want to use the dropdown and choose "pages I like" in order to get a much longer list of cool pages.

I STILL HATE ESSAY QUESTIONS! with. a. passion. Though obviously I'm getting better at them. Holy christ this profile is LONG. Sorry!

There are also two sides to The Great Wendell... There's the shy side... because I AM super shy, and then there's the side that will babble your ear off... that is only reserved for close friends though. hehe You'd probably be better off that way... lol because I will taaalk and taaalk and taaaalk til you wanna wring my neck! But until I get to know you I will most likely not say much, and when I do I will pro'lly turn quite red.

OK... what else? I have always been "One of the guys"... seriously. Ask some of my best friends. They're nearly all guys. Girls and I just dont tend to get along very well... not unless they're also "one of the guys". Women are evil. Don't fucking trust em.

Another little tidbit about me... I don't drink. At all. And if you ask me out for drinks, I might be offended. Mostly because it means that all you did was look at my pictures rather than read a little about me. Which either means you're shallow, or stupid. Either of which are not good qualities in my book.

What else? Oh. I'm a Mom. You can find my 16&1/2 year old daughter Ashleigh here on my friends list, along with two of her best friends, Tia and Tamara. Mess with her and beware of her mother's wrath. Not to mention the wrath of a very smart mouth young lady. Same goes for her friends. =)I am currently attending the local community college.. taking what they call the ChemCore program... Its so I can go to work as a chemical lab technician, OR transfer to a four year and attempt to become CSI Wendy! Change of plans..

Now, I'm working on medical billing/coding.. due in part bcs I miss the medical field, but also in part to my swiss cheese brain.. everything I was learning in chem kept falling out thru the holes.. luckily for me the part of the swiss cheese that is NOT holey.. is made up of medical-type things.. though even parts of that have disintegrated due to lack of use.. or.. maybe its just all dried out cuz I quit feeding it booze.. so it just evaporated! Anyhow.. billing/coding is all good and well, but the goal here, is to also learn transcription while I'm working as a billing/coding kinda nerd.. so that I can move into that.. and then better yet, start building my own home office.. where I can transcribe my life away from the comfort of my own home.. in my underwear if I so choose! =) For those of you that know me in real life.. I know this doesn't paint a very pretty picture.. but don't worry, by that time I oughta be back down to like a size *scrawny* and it'll be a much nicer image.. I'm already well on my way.. already down 14lbs... so, hopefully it'll keep going that way..... uh-oh.. there I go, straying off topic again.. so what else is new?!?!?

 ANOTHER change of plans. DON'T ASK.

Sooo.. thanks to my li'l edit above, now this section doesn't make any sense.. So, I need some sort of segue back into this paragraph about my being old as the hills and twice as... Ha! You thought I was gonna say dusty.. but nooooo... because if it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!! So, the line is now, "I'm old as the hills, and twice as DIRTY!" LOL ok so i'm not QUITE that old.. I just feel that way... especially attending college with kids the same age as my daughter!!! Let me tell ya, doing this is probably one of the most humbling things I've EVER done! (Did anybody catch that lovely li'l segue.. I knew I could do it if I babbled on long enough.. man, I amaze myself with how I manage to not get dizzy with all the circles I talk in!!!!!)

**btw, the *homeless mind* comment was stolen from my darling li'l brother... Thanks Ben!!!**

OK thats enough from me for now. If ya wanna know anything else, feel free to ask. Thank you, drive thru....

Thanks for reading, I know I babble on about a lot of nothing sometimes. One more li'l edit.. OK I'm sometimes a little TOO honest.. but I'll say it anyways, I don't babble on about nothing sometimes... its a lot more like ALL of the time.

Anybody who's not stupid. Or fucked up. Or so young that they oughta be hanging out with my kid rather than me.

And of course.. We can't forget to mention Mr. Keenan... the man with the most awesome voice in the world!

Maynard James Keenan.
(of TOOL for those who don't know)

FYI: NOT MY artwork.

I LOOOOVE being silly. Goofiness is my life! If it wasn't for sarcasm I wouldn't have any fun at all!! Don't like that? Too bad! So what else do I like?? I really like cheesecake... mmmmm. cheesecake...*drooling* mmmm.. uh... what was I talking about again???? oh yeah... stuff I like.

I like to smoke. a lot. so if you're a non-smoker... ha! boy are you missin' out! I used to like booze. LOTS of booze. But most of my friends don't like it when I drink, so... I quit. Sometimes I miss it, but mostly I don't. Hmmm... I'm kinda into astrology but I'm not one of those hippie/mystical type chicks... I'm really into pretty much anything having to do with pharmacy... Yep I'm a big fat pharmacy nerd. So what?!

I hate going out to clubs and bars. I don't even like going out to coffee and crap like that anymore. I mean, who wants to sit in some cafe and have their brain picked by some analytical asshole? I certainly don't need to be told "Who I am."... I already know, thanks. Plus you're probably way off base! (hey jonny.. remind you of anyone? hehe) Hate TV. Watch very little of it. Usually only when I don't feel like using my brain. What I do watch though... House MD, Scrubs, CSI, Law & order... only one I watch religiously is House though.

Can't we just have a section of what we don't like, Patrick??
Other stuff I like in no particular order...

• Rain, wind, and thunderstorms. Good thing considering where I live. But I also really like summertime too.
• Dragonflies and Skeleton Keys. Need I say more?
  
• Love being barefoot, but if its too cold then I must have my Nike socks! Nike socks Rock!
• Clocks. I love faceclocks. Which may explain why I love this site.. that little faceclock up there rocks! Calendars are cool too... I seem to have an obsession with time in general.
• PINBALL!!! In particular, at Beths Cafe, but anywhere will do the trick... wish I could find a place that still had The Who's Tommy... Maybe someday I'll just have to buy it! That would rule! I can't wait til I'm rich and famous! Psy...yeah, as if.
  
• Beth's cafe! If you've never been there, then you need to! Their omelette's are the bomb! And Erika rules!
  
• Coca-cola stuff. I am a huge collector of Coke stuff. Dishes, pictures, trays, the coca-cola bullet... very cool.
  
• Cats! Love me some kitty-cats. Big cats like tigers and lions and little kitties, like my cats Fat-boy and Abi-gator.. So if you're a cat hater... go to hell. Cats rule and dogs drool!
• Salvador Dali.
• Guys who will wear Dark Musk. Just the thought of that scent gives me chills.... mmmmmmm.
• Weeping Willows, Laurel hedges, & Lilacs. So if anyone is ever thinking that flowers would be a good idea for a little gift for little ole me.. think lilac!
• TOOL. Duh.
• Squirt soda.
  
• White chocolate Reeces and Watermelon Sourpatch Kids.
• Southern accents.
• Going barefoot.. but if I can't do that, then Sketcher flip-flops.
• Aveeno lotion
• Dove products.. and Pantene  too of course.
• Trident gum.. Watermelon Twist is the best flavor ever!
• School supplies!!!
• Books, books, books and more books.
• Hooded zip-up sweatshirts. (Sometimes pullover)
• Arby's and Dairy Queen.
• Cool old lamps.
• Classic cars. Not muscle cars. Stuff like my ex-hubby's and my first car.. a 1961 Plymouth Fury.. GOD, How I LOVED that car!
• more to come.. I'm in a "things I like" kinda mood today!!

Anyhow thats about it for now... tydt.

• STUPID PEOPLE
• Phony People
• Judgemental People
• Know-it-alls
  
• Liars
• Those with a lack of compassion
• Booze
• Lots more... I just have to be pissed about it in order to add to this list...