I'm the funniest girl in the world. Anyone who says other wise, I will cut you.

I do not make plans. I am the type of person that needs to be able to fly by the seat of my pants. Unless an event is absolutely spectacular, don't ask me to make plans until the night of whatever event.

I don't necessarily think I do really important things. I am not an important person. But I do cherish my time so please don't waste it.

 I love Family Guy 

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

Anyone that can shoot darts, drink beer, play Dr. Mario, make bitchin' nachos, make me laugh till I pee a little, tell awful jokes, loves music, can handle serious conversations with a great mix of "foot in mouth" humor, or meaningless long conversations about everything and nothing, but at the same time not be afraid to stop talking, you're in.

Also, as long as you don't have a candy coated shell, you know, you're yourself at all times, come hang out.

I prefer grinders from Athen's. Mighty tasty, especially the veggie with tons of green peppers.

As for people: Anyone who makes a stand for what they believe in regardless of what others say. Those who do not fear consequence and will stand up for themselves at any cost.

All of the things in my "I'd like to meet" that's what I like.

I'd totally rather be at a concert right now. Music is my passion. I have been claimed as a music nazi, I gladly accept the title because I am. I'll let you know when you're listening to shitty music.

I love brutal honesty. Tell it to me like it is. Constructive criticism and I are pretty good friends.

Dust in the Wind by Kansas is a great song.

Anything that will make me laugh is good times.

My goddaughter

I have amazing friends.

My family comes before everything in the world.

I really like being lazy on weekends, answering the door in my pjs, lounging on the sofa while watching television or playing video games.

I can kick your ass at Dr. Mario and music trivia. Try me. Except I bet J.H. can kick my ass at music trivia. There's always someone who will be one up on you for everything.

I don't like to sneeze in front of other people.

Machines that make you feel retarded. I.E. The printer at work. Seriously why make something so difficult? All you need is a print and stop button.

Douche bags and stupid bunts

People that dress up there dogs. They have a sense of humility, they don't like it regardless if you think it's cute or not.

Fake people

When I'm waiting for an elevator on the 1st floor and some douche comes and hits the button for the 2nd floor. Unless you're crippled there is no excuse for that.

Pity.

I don't like wishy-washy people. If you don't know if you can be friends with me then don't bother. I have stuff to do, like sit on my couch and watch television.